Howdy friends! I'm Dennis, the hippest coat on the rack.

This blog is a lot of classic rock with a sprinkle of miscellaneous.

Miscellaneous may include: Spoopy things, bad jokes, good jokes, the occasional movie or tv show (Spongebob and Hannibal, what else could you need?), and cute animals, among other things. 

I don't ever have porn, and I rarely reblog any gore (sometimes movie scenes, though). 

WARNING: I don't tag things

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong)

glitchinthematrixx:

likeamarshmallow:

illucinations:

when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore

Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.

Yes.

(Source: cartoonsnc3real)

(Source: buttpoems)

kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

kim-kanye-baby:

What a shitty performance…

(Source: drizzydrehk)

VIVA LA PLUTO

—Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)

urbanfuck:

online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

  • when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

(Source: arcticcow)

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

vintage-kisses:

Sometimes I really don’t feel like existing like not in a suicidal way but I just wish there was a way of pausing life so that I could sleep for a few weeks and figure some stuff out and then not have to feel guilty for missing loads of stuff because really no time had passed at all

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)